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08 June 2015 @ 10:48 am
My tweets  
  • Sun, 16:26: RT @capricornquots: Capricorns do not show many public displays of affection but they really do care.
  • Sun, 16:26: RT @YesNoSuper: "It's just allergies!" - me, bleeding out
  • Sun, 16:28: RT @craigslistlove: Be Chill
  • Sun, 16:30: RT @jonnysun: ME: did it hurt GIRL AT BAR: did wat hurt ME: when ur hopes of having a nice uninterupted night out got crushed bc i started …
  • Sun, 16:30: RT @meganamram: "hi" - me to a baby
  • Sun, 16:31: RT @craigslistlove: kick me in the butt
  • Sun, 16:31: RT @jonnysun: oh i guess u havent met my friends yet... the gift *flexes left bicep* and the curse *flexes dried-up shriveled green monkey …
  • Sun, 16:32: RT @boring_as_heck: [mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power li…
  • Sun, 16:33: RT @jonnysun: *sits down in rolercoaster and lowers safety restraint and imediately a swarm of benevolent bees takes the seat in front of m…
  • Sun, 16:33: RT @jonnysun: [voicemail message] sorry to call so late i just needed to hear ur voicemail recording for the way you say your own name like…
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