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30 May 2015 @ 11:18 am
My tweets  
  • Sat, 11:10: RT @TheRealKalvano: Did u know u can pee on ur leg even if u havent been stung by any jelly fish
  • Sat, 11:10: RT @TheRealKalvano: a big guy at the gym called me frail to another guy he said it quietly to not offend me but i heard it any way
  • Sat, 11:11: RT @TheRealKalvano: for some people, being smart is their thing. for others its being strong. for me, its not either of those things at all
  • Sat, 11:12: RT @Fred_Delicious: Me - "shall we get dessert?" Date - "I really shouldn't. It'll go straight to my butt" Me - "like... poop?" ... Me -"ok…
  • Sat, 11:13: RT @SirEviscerate: DOG: I think that job interview went well! *looks in mirror and sees ear was inside-out the whole time* Son of a
  • Sat, 11:13: RT @PoemPorns: Being a good person means that you have to accept all the disappointment and pain that comes your way and still manage to ha…
  • Sat, 11:15: RT @Capricorn_ht: If #Capricorn didn't care, they wouldn't have got mad.
  • Sat, 11:15: RT @capricornquots: #Capricorn finds it's polar opposite #Cancer fascinating, frustrating, and intriguing, at the same time! They are very …
  • Sat, 11:16: RT @itrevormoore: Getting into parkour. If anyone wants to meet up and parkour all over some shit downtown, hit me up. Serious parkourers o…
  • Sat, 11:17: RT @capricornquots: #Capricorn's will never maliciously take action against people they do not like. Instead they will ignore your existenc…
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