- Mon, 17:47: RT @QueerlyInsane: Celebrating #NationalBestFriendsDay w/ @Throwing_Frag . Love you Twinnie Twin Twin. YOU BEST. ♥ http://t.co/zlVXZWS5oc
- Mon, 17:48: It's #NationalBestFriendsDay?! Well, here we go @QueerlyInsane! You're stuck with me for another year. ♥ All other bffs can go home. We won.
09 June 2015 @ 10:45 am
08 June 2015 @ 10:48 am
- Sun, 16:26: RT @capricornquots: Capricorns do not show many public displays of affection but they really do care.
- Sun, 16:26: RT @YesNoSuper: "It's just allergies!" - me, bleeding out
- Sun, 16:28: RT @craigslistlove: Be Chill
- Sun, 16:30: RT @jonnysun: ME: did it hurt GIRL AT BAR: did wat hurt ME: when ur hopes of having a nice uninterupted night out got crushed bc i started …
- Sun, 16:30: RT @meganamram: "hi" - me to a baby
- Sun, 16:31: RT @craigslistlove: kick me in the butt
- Sun, 16:31: RT @jonnysun: oh i guess u havent met my friends yet... the gift *flexes left bicep* and the curse *flexes dried-up shriveled green monkey …
- Sun, 16:32: RT @boring_as_heck: [mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power li…
- Sun, 16:33: RT @jonnysun: *sits down in rolercoaster and lowers safety restraint and imediately a swarm of benevolent bees takes the seat in front of m…
- Sun, 16:33: RT @jonnysun: [voicemail message] sorry to call so late i just needed to hear ur voicemail recording for the way you say your own name like…
01 June 2015 @ 11:20 am
- Mon, 07:33: RT @PoemPorns: “i’m not the same everyday, sometimes i’m loud and chatty, and there are times when i’m really quiet, i don’t think i can de…
- Mon, 07:33: RT @SirEviscerate: If you ever see identical turds, a funny thing would be to call them pooplicates.
- Mon, 07:34: RT @BAKKOOONN: i guess my first squad goal will be to form a squad of people
- Mon, 07:35: RT @AnemoneOh: Golf claps to life in general.
- Mon, 07:36: RT @Thunderhunk3000: Hold my clarinet while I rough these dudes up.
- Mon, 07:37: RT @PoemPorns: . http://t.co/zzbZpYLH8C
- Mon, 07:37: RT @EndlessCreature: Don't you love it when people reply to an RP, but their action isn't really something you can respond to... Like, you …
- Mon, 07:38: RT @SirEviscerate: Is it late enough to do late night tweets with adult content jk I don't give a fuck.
- Mon, 07:38: RT @Thunderhunk3000: 5 year plan: -ghost ride a Buick into a Pizza Hut
- Mon, 07:45: RT @maxlavergne: you ever work so hard for something then realize you don't really want it. for me, that thing was getting stuck behind the…
31 May 2015 @ 11:17 am
30 May 2015 @ 11:18 am
- Sat, 11:10: RT @TheRealKalvano: Did u know u can pee on ur leg even if u havent been stung by any jelly fish
- Sat, 11:10: RT @TheRealKalvano: a big guy at the gym called me frail to another guy he said it quietly to not offend me but i heard it any way
- Sat, 11:11: RT @TheRealKalvano: for some people, being smart is their thing. for others its being strong. for me, its not either of those things at all
- Sat, 11:12: RT @Fred_Delicious: Me - "shall we get dessert?" Date - "I really shouldn't. It'll go straight to my butt" Me - "like... poop?" ... Me -"ok…
- Sat, 11:13: RT @SirEviscerate: DOG: I think that job interview went well! *looks in mirror and sees ear was inside-out the whole time* Son of a
- Sat, 11:13: RT @PoemPorns: Being a good person means that you have to accept all the disappointment and pain that comes your way and still manage to ha…
- Sat, 11:15: RT @Capricorn_ht: If #Capricorn didn't care, they wouldn't have got mad.
- Sat, 11:15: RT @capricornquots: #Capricorn finds it's polar opposite #Cancer fascinating, frustrating, and intriguing, at the same time! They are very …
- Sat, 11:16: RT @itrevormoore: Getting into parkour. If anyone wants to meet up and parkour all over some shit downtown, hit me up. Serious parkourers o…
- Sat, 11:17: RT @capricornquots: #Capricorn's will never maliciously take action against people they do not like. Instead they will ignore your existenc…
29 May 2015 @ 11:09 am
27 May 2015 @ 10:52 am
24 May 2015 @ 10:49 am
- Sat, 14:54: RT @craigslistlove: If your "Cool" please teach me to be
- Sat, 14:55: RT @craigslistlove: no longer need my soul and am looking to sell it
- Sun, 11:04: BOSSBOY http://t.co/ZcqX2PIgfv
- Sun, 11:06: RT @UItimateSpear: I don't know what "bae" means, but the sound of this word is lethal.
- Sun, 11:07: RT @Optimistic_Gon: || Timezones + Everyone's sleep = Me watching stuff on netflix.
- Sun, 11:09: RT @craigslistlove: 4 chicken nuggets for sale. I ran out of sweet n' sour sauce and have no use for these nuggets anymore.
- Sun, 11:10: RT @craigslistlove: in your face, GOVERNMENT
- Sun, 11:10: RT @craigslistlove: The crystal I wear around my neck contains an essence that gets recharged when I jack it with a bro
- Sun, 11:11: RT @craigslistlove: Someone ding dong ditched 5 small goldfish on my front porch. http://t.co/n10EVWMw9f
- Sun, 11:12: RT @craigslistlove: I speak gay
22 May 2015 @ 10:50 am
- Fri, 08:14: RT @ShadowX511: Seeing The Ghost Ship during this part makes the atmosphere of the cursed sea even more creepy. #WindWakerHD http://t.co/NC…
- Fri, 08:15: RT @PoemPorns: / http://t.co/mz2zTnpedV
- Fri, 08:15: RT @capricornquots: #Capricorn spit fire when angry.
- Fri, 08:16: RT @WhimsicalLiar: This is my meth head cousin http://t.co/Lvc0ZUSwpk
- Fri, 08:18: RT @JamesFrancoTV: "M*therf*ckin' PEANUTBUTTER AND JEALOUS!" "They HATE US cuz THEY AIN'T US!" https://t.co/V5W0jrKJlK
- Fri, 08:40: RT @capricornquots: #Capricorn don't like to lay their emotions out to people, they rather worry about it and get over it by themselves.
- Fri, 08:45: RT @ShadowX511: You know what's funny? Repeatedly punching Wesker in the face in RE5.
- Fri, 08:45: RT @ShadowX511: Hmm...I think Felina is gonna kill me now XD
- Fri, 08:47: RT @ShadowX511: When you're pissed at yourself. http://t.co/x2S8lpfMtN
- Fri, 08:47: RT @ShadowX511: lel #WindWakerHD http://t.co/shOqfhhIjz