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09 June 2015 @ 10:45 am
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08 June 2015 @ 10:48 am
  • Sun, 16:26: RT @capricornquots: Capricorns do not show many public displays of affection but they really do care.
  • Sun, 16:26: RT @YesNoSuper: "It's just allergies!" - me, bleeding out
  • Sun, 16:28: RT @craigslistlove: Be Chill
  • Sun, 16:30: RT @jonnysun: ME: did it hurt GIRL AT BAR: did wat hurt ME: when ur hopes of having a nice uninterupted night out got crushed bc i started …
  • Sun, 16:30: RT @meganamram: "hi" - me to a baby
  • Sun, 16:31: RT @craigslistlove: kick me in the butt
  • Sun, 16:31: RT @jonnysun: oh i guess u havent met my friends yet... the gift *flexes left bicep* and the curse *flexes dried-up shriveled green monkey …
  • Sun, 16:32: RT @boring_as_heck: [mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power li…
  • Sun, 16:33: RT @jonnysun: *sits down in rolercoaster and lowers safety restraint and imediately a swarm of benevolent bees takes the seat in front of m…
  • Sun, 16:33: RT @jonnysun: [voicemail message] sorry to call so late i just needed to hear ur voicemail recording for the way you say your own name like…
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01 June 2015 @ 11:20 am
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31 May 2015 @ 11:17 am
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30 May 2015 @ 11:18 am
  • Sat, 11:10: RT @TheRealKalvano: Did u know u can pee on ur leg even if u havent been stung by any jelly fish
  • Sat, 11:10: RT @TheRealKalvano: a big guy at the gym called me frail to another guy he said it quietly to not offend me but i heard it any way
  • Sat, 11:11: RT @TheRealKalvano: for some people, being smart is their thing. for others its being strong. for me, its not either of those things at all
  • Sat, 11:12: RT @Fred_Delicious: Me - "shall we get dessert?" Date - "I really shouldn't. It'll go straight to my butt" Me - "like... poop?" ... Me -"ok…
  • Sat, 11:13: RT @SirEviscerate: DOG: I think that job interview went well! *looks in mirror and sees ear was inside-out the whole time* Son of a
  • Sat, 11:13: RT @PoemPorns: Being a good person means that you have to accept all the disappointment and pain that comes your way and still manage to ha…
  • Sat, 11:15: RT @Capricorn_ht: If #Capricorn didn't care, they wouldn't have got mad.
  • Sat, 11:15: RT @capricornquots: #Capricorn finds it's polar opposite #Cancer fascinating, frustrating, and intriguing, at the same time! They are very …
  • Sat, 11:16: RT @itrevormoore: Getting into parkour. If anyone wants to meet up and parkour all over some shit downtown, hit me up. Serious parkourers o…
  • Sat, 11:17: RT @capricornquots: #Capricorn's will never maliciously take action against people they do not like. Instead they will ignore your existenc…
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29 May 2015 @ 11:09 am
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